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cosmo tip #150

expertcosmotips:

wanna ditch your guy? decide that you’re a mermaid and live in the bathtub and scream uncontrollably every time he suggests you leave your watery mermaid paradise 

(via lovelornhymn)

Posted: 3 months ago, with 2087 Notes

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